#WHATSHOULDWECALLCOOPS

when i’m a bouncer at wine and cheese:

when it’s cold and i have to take out the compost:

when i get back from ebf happy hour:

when i realize a cook is hopeless:

when it’s wine and cheese night and i have a pset due the next day:

when i welcome a new resident to the house:

when im looking for someone at fmotq:

when someone i had ihum section with wants to reconnect on the ebf porch:

when i go to a frat party for the first time since freshman year:

Everyone else: 

Me:

when someone hands me a drink at happy hour: